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19 things to do in the bathroom
stall
Ways to annoy your Public
Bathroom Stall mate
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your
neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on
that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the
silence with a bodily function noise.
4 Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass
eye!!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop
a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa !
Easy boy!!"
11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than
floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a
wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,
"Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little
too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on
your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down
your "Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the
adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and
adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and
sing "Born Free"
Author Unknown.
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